theangryviolinist:

do re mi fa so done with this semester

(via stupidandanxiouse)

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ven0moth:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in; you were wearing handcuffs and being escorted by three cops

(via thirstfollower)

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59 minutes ago
fagsindubai:

qualities i look for in a man

fagsindubai:

qualities i look for in a man

(Source: , via ilikeit-cold)

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1 hour ago

Unknown  (via bluntsbeforecunts666)

(Source: thelovelyloner, via givemecuddlez)

A true relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other.
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2 hours ago

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

(via thirstfollower)

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2 hours ago

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via emotionated)

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3 hours ago

the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air

the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air

(Source: heytinafey, via natjedi)

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3 hours ago

'If I met you in person…' Finish it in my ask.

(Source: ymas-is-adtr, via stormyeyedgirl)

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4 hours ago

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

(Source: rneerkat, via bandbab3)

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4 hours ago

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via scienceontheinside)

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5 hours ago

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via scienceontheinside)

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6 hours ago

breezyashell:

Right person, wrong time

Right time, wrong person

(via stormyeyedgirl)

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6 hours ago

superchalmers:

fanfictionaddict13:

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

(via ilikeit-cold)

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7 hours ago
insatiablelifestyle:


Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.


aww this is cute 💕

insatiablelifestyle:

Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

aww this is cute 💕

(Source: reservedmouth, via confessions-of-a-flirt)

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7 hours ago
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