murdercityboulevard:

catsfurever:

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

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daveakhiin:

heyitspj:

marymargee:

I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE

OH 

MY

SWEET

JESUS

why were you on a gay porn website

for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think

(via crow-chasing-the-butterfly)

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481608
Posted
1 hour ago

the greatest thing i have ever read

(via derikisu)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via crow-chasing-the-butterfly)

Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

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868500
Posted
3 hours ago

maria-alice-121:

im still confused about the guy in an orange shirts butt

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406294
Posted
4 hours ago

Story of my life. (via ranjhana)

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I didn’t get over it, but I got used to it.
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208378
Posted
23 hours ago

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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648321
Posted
1 day ago

a message a day keeps the blogger ok

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230616
Posted
1 day ago

Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: paralacking, via crow-chasing-the-butterfly)

Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier.
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49849
Posted
1 day ago

It took me 9 years to figure that out (via ambermozo)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via crow-chasing-the-butterfly)

Other people are not medicine.
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1 day ago

drilltowardstheheavens:

donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”

this has a great deal of accuracy though 

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394689
Posted
2 days ago
shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

(Source: likemonuments, via crow-chasing-the-butterfly)

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358947
Posted
2 days ago

what/who do you associate with me?

peregrint:

I’m curious. What are the, say, top 5 things you associate with me?

Can be a tumblr user, a book, movie, character, actor etc

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133576
Posted
2 days ago

awgaskarth:

i literally want this man to destroy me

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Posted
2 days ago
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