policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep, via crow-chasing-the-butterfly)

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crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

(via welp-im-dead)

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animal-cross-dressing:

I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this 

animal-cross-dressing:

I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this 

(Source: k0brakid, via philiplott)

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deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

(via abullfrogsworstnightmare)

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yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

(Source: suribot, via jayleysummer)

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

(via orlandosunshine)

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thesuperjew:

heronqueenblues:

why are people surprised when they see depictions of hitler that show him doing nice things with his friends or people he cares about

did they think he just sat in darkened rooms rubbing his hands together muttering “jews” disdainfully under his breath all day

yes

(via jackodoctor)

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booche:

[straight boy voice] haha i have no problem with gay dudes as long as they don’t try to… you know… flirt with me or anything

(via californiaguitargirl)

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dansdinosaur:

Favourite tumblr posts #1

(via seaswarm)

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avenging-sherl0ck:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

hiddlestalker:

lady-master:

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

Australian maps are upside down so Australia is above everyone else 

you think this is a joke


are you fucking serious

depending on how you look at it australia either looks like a fat chicken or a small dog

avenging-sherl0ck:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

hiddlestalker:

lady-master:

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

Australian maps are upside down so Australia is above everyone else 

you think this is a joke

are you fucking serious

depending on how you look at it australia either looks like a fat chicken or a small dog

(Source: gurlfeedthefantasy, via somedays-i-wonder)

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queuethegoldenkids:

HOLY SHIT GUYS

MY FRIEND GOES TO SCHOOL OUT IN LA AND HE SAW ANNA KENDRICK AT CVS

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AND THEN ANNA KENDRICK POSTED THIS ON TWITTER

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I’M FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT MY FRIEND GOT DISSED MY ANNA KENDRICK 

(via gingeraffe2)

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